Decoy Girlfriend
Plot
A middle-aged woman believes she met her soulmate online, but it would all turn out to be a nightmare. (Told mainly through text and email, but may have the occasional phone chat.)
Day 1: The POF Profile
Carey Wiley opens a POF (Plenty of Fish online dating site) account as Lonertoo. She meets what she thinks is a charming guy in Triumphantone.
Triumphantone: Hey gorgeous! Saw UR profile! Wanna chat?
Lonertoo: Hello?
Triumphantone: So, what do U do?
Lonertoo: I’m a CNA. U?
Triumphantone: I’m looking 4 my soulmate.
Lonertoo: No. What do U do?
Triumphantone: Oh, I’m in investing.
Lonertoo: What do you invest?
Triumphantone: Futures.
Lonertoo: Futures?
Triumphantone: My future. . .and URS!
Lonertoo: Mine?
(But Triumphantone logged out before Carey could get a reply. He wouldn’t be back online until the next day, leaving Carey to wonder just who Triumphantone was.)
Day 2: Getting to Know Each Other
(Carey logged into POF, hoping to hear from Triumphantone. To her surprise, he had left several messages.)
Triumphantone: Hey. Sorry I left so abruptly. Had emergency to take care off.
Triumphantone: Babe? U there? Was hoping to chat?
Triumphantone: Hey. I hope U come online?
(After Carey saw her POF messages, she was happy to hear from Triumphantone.)
Lonertoo: Hey. I’m here. Hoping U R 2?
Triumphantone: Where U been? Missed U?
Lonertoo: Sleeping. Had busy day yesterday after her left the site.
Triumphantone: Oh OK. What do U like 2 do 4 fun?
Lonertoo: Reading, writing, movies. I’m an avid soap opera watcher.
Triumphantone: Oh, U watch soaps?
Lonertoo: Yes.
Triumphantone: Other shows?
Lonertoo: I do like crime shows.
Triumphantone: Previous relationships?
Lonertoo: Excuse me?
Triumphantone: Were U N any relationships prior 2 me?
Lonertoo: I’m fresh out of a 10-year marriage that ended badly.
Triumphantone: Oh, do U mind me asking how it ended?
Lonertoo: It was emotionally abusive. My ex as abusive and controlling.
Triumphantone: I’m sorry. U deserve better.
Lonertoo: Yeah. So I’ve been told.
Triumphantone: Do U wanna B my girlfriend?
Lonertoo: Wow! That was fast?
Triumphantone: I wanna protect U. U deserve a great man. One who will treat U better.
(Carey couldn’t reply as her Wi-Fi was cut off.)
Triumphantone: Babe? U there?
(But after several minutes, Triumphantone logged off.)
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