Plot A middle-aged woman believes she met her soulmate online, but it would all turn out to be a nightmare. (Told mainly through text and email, but may have the occasional phone chat.) Day 1: The POF Profile Carey Wiley opens a POF (Plenty of Fish online dating site) account as Lonertoo. She meets what she thinks is a charming guy in Triumphantone. Triumphantone: Hey gorgeous! Saw UR profile! Wanna chat? Lonertoo: Hello? Triumphantone: So, what do U do? Lonertoo: I’m a CNA. U? Triumphantone: I’m looking 4 my soulmate. Lonertoo: No. What do U do? Triumphantone: Oh, I’m in investing. Lonertoo: What do you invest? Triumphantone: Futures. Lonertoo: Futures? Triumphantone: My future. . .and URS! Lonertoo: Mine? (But Triumphantone logged out before Carey could get a reply. He wouldn’t be back online until the next day, leaving Carey to wonder just who Triumphantone was.) Day 2: Getting to Know Each Other (Carey logged into POF, hoping to hear from...